Perhaps the crash of twenty-nine came from a trickling up the line of laborers who sent their cash to Wall Street, turning in their stash...

Don’t be such a meanie to mock the Lamborghini We passed him with great ease stuck behind behind the Mercedes. And don’t beR8 the Audi or...

*Published in Better Than Starbucks 2017 My love, she is a pretty thing, a dream of girlish charm, a regular siren when she'd sing (at...

The boxer-brief dilemma has a third stand-o: go commando. Spare your waist the tight elastic band-o. Go commando. Easier access for a...

Thou still unwashed hole of quietness, Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness, Thou foster-child of sloth and poor...

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young woman. She had no character flaws to speak of, and she was even rather well off,...

The way Sheryl Crow called on the phone, to offer dough for the rights to my poem, It shook my heart from a bitter mood and saved some...

That junior senator, Josh Hawley Never seemed to look more jolly Than when a band of Creepy-Crawly Loonies in their bloody folly Stormed...

Oh Girlie, why d'ya wink your eye? Oh, why d’ya ever bother? I may look spry, but I’m near for-tie, An’ couldn’ I be yer father. You’re a...

Coffee, coffee, coffee! coffcofecofecoefcoefoefcoefoceocoofoccfrffeevcocfocefceofofoceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Ah, coffee!

When his wife Louise told me Barry had a “man cold“ I didn’t need her to explain because the prefix "Man" is never a good thing. Doesn't...

Whose words these are I think I know: he hates both the Obamas so. In articles where they appear his rants are always found below. The...

The watch that came (the Teuer Hag) is stunning with a Pravda bag and why not in a brand-new Jag? Or, if you must, buy Coach and Ford so...

Listen hard and Long fellows, to these barks and these bellows of bards and writers dear. An evangelist’s ride 'cross the countryside of...

As I drove my old clunker down Powell to Market, though the trip started out as a cruise and a lark, it went south when a cop yelled,...

I sought an organic solution for the gastrointestinal passed; found an alimentary elution, and now I slowly fast.

In April, when sweet showers cleanse newly budding trees and empty the sky for sunshine in stiff but warming breeze, songbirds start to...

Don’t eat cantelope with red ant earlobe it will make the great chefs frown. And old octopi make a rotten pie ‘cause those suckers won’t...

This scotch that I’m drinking has stopped me from thinking and that was the point after all. But what has me worried is how much I’ve...

Tortured syntax and uneven meter a bad poem make... and a dissatisfied reader.