Don’t eat cantelope with red ant earlobe
it will make the great chefs frown.
And old octopi make a rotten pie
‘cause those suckers won’t go down.
Hip or bottom, why Hippopotimi
are the greatest roasts in town.
Oh, you can’t elope with an antelope
no, it brings you just disgrace.
And the concubine of the porcupine
has a sticky job to face.
But the elephant as a sycophant
gets his nose browned to the waist.
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