Don’t be such a meanie
to mock the Lamborghini
We passed him with great ease
stuck behind behind the Mercedes.
And don’t beR8 the AudiÂ
or the gaudy Maserati…
Could you at least try to look sorry
for that stalled Ferrari?
Sure, each pricey ride
had just one guy inside,
while in our car pool lane,
we look like the big brain.
We anticipated the pattern:
the five of us, in our Saturn.