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Writer's pictureCharles Joseph Albert

So Right It Hurts


Don't be afraid of COVID-19!

It’s just another flu.

Here, drink some hydrochlorozine

and the corona won't get you!


Let's cure ourselves--we're no one's fools!

You heard Trump's latest talks!

I've mixed us all his Moscow Mules:

ginger, lime and Clorox!

Do you think you've got the virus?

Are you feeling ill?

You'll twerk it out like Miley Cyrus

with this Lysol pill.


I’m pretty sure I’ve dodged the bug—

I don’t want to be crass,

but I hooked a UV to this plug

and shoved it up my @$s.



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