George Washington wooed Martha--
she put up with his wooden kisses,
Jefferson owned Sally Hemmings--
no independence for his missus.
FDR had Eleanor--
who championed civil rights for all.
LBJ had Lady Bird:
planting flowers at the Capitol Mall.
Jack Kennedy had a Monroe doctrine.
Ari liked Jack’s widow and bought her.
Clinton had his share of internal affairs.
And Trump would like to date his daughter.
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