Presidential Love

George Washington wooed Martha--

she put up with his wooden kisses,

Jefferson owned Sally Hemmings--

no independence for his missus.

FDR had Eleanor--

who championed civil rights for all.

LBJ had Lady Bird:

planting flowers at the Capitol Mall.

Jack Kennedy had a Monroe doctrine.

Ari liked Jack’s widow and bought her.

Clinton had his share of internal affairs.

And Trump would like to date his daughter.