Patient Zero, Or Zero Patience?

He called it a partisan coup, it provoked his mulish defiance. But there is no cure for stupid, and he’s sick because: science.

“One day it will just disappear; a miracle,” he said. “But not today. I’m staying here,” answered the COVID.

It isn’t fair to say he asked or that he got his wish, but he refused to wear a mask: President petri dish.