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Writer's pictureCharles Joseph Albert

Limericks on Seven Siblings

Updated: Aug 1, 2020




The eldest of all is named John:

I'm afraid he's a bit of a con:

sacrificing a pawn,

and then, with a yawn

announcing your queen is now gone.


I've also a sister named Madeleine

and if you feel like some wit battlin',

a little pate addlin',

or need verbal paddlin',

just call her all hat and no cattlin'.


I roomed with a brother named Peter

whose tooth couldn't be any sweeter.

There was nobody fleeter

for licking the beater,

or wolfing down tarts by the meter.


I've also a brother named Tony

Whose portraits of all--fat to bony,

the earnest, the phoney,

the saint and the crony,

are a jewel for the whole patrimony.


If you were a game, my dear Angie,

you'd be Candyland, not Jumanji:

your coffee's sucrangy,

your soups are blanc mangy

and even your duck is orangey.


The strongest Albert would be Dave,

but he shares our famed weakness to cave

in to puns, to engrave

crosswords, and to crave

caffeine only fit for the brave.


The youngest of all goes by Larry,

whose wit is quite sharp, so be wary:

it's chill when he's merry,

but if he's contrary

he can roast you so fast that it's scary.

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