(Sing this one to the tune of Gershwin's "I've Got a Crush On You," if you know it.)
Amazon’s got a million
From plain white to vermilion
Paper or cloth
So please, no sloth.
I hate to be insistent
But you’re not social distant.
so I repeat:
six feet.
Look at big and smart and handsome Fauci-o.
Why you won’t listen I will never know.
I want a mask on you
MAGA guy
All through shelter in place
Hear me try
I never had a notion
That public health could stir so much emotion.
Should you cough,
should you sneeze
You’ll bring the world
to its knees
Unless, you big baby, you just put on
an effing mask.
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