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Writer's pictureCharles Joseph Albert

Undisclosed Anecdotes

Updated: Jun 29, 2020



8 exercises in negative prefixes. This is from decades ago, when I had more time on my hands for this sort of silliness.

1. This Tinctive Cussion for the Cerning

A gruntled ex-employee, heveled and tressed, burst in.

"I'll teach you to dis me!" he shouted again and again.

The cordant sonance of tructive aster

Made his comfited office creetly pell the word faster

That solute and mayingly paraged was how they had left him.

2. Un Conte d'Amour

She wittingly showed how nerved she was

By the kempt and ruly man,

But thanks to her wieldy mentionables,

She emerged quite scathed, and ran.

3. Mrs. Aprop's Dinner Party

I was evolently seated

Next to an icious male

Who igned the movies of Malle.

4. Miss Guided's Tea

Was the seating chieviousness,

Or erable feasance, to put me

Between an anthrope and an ogynist?

5. In the Sipid Opinion of one Nocent Dividual

a. Digence leads evitably to eptitude and anity.

b. Imical famy begins with finitesimal ertia.

c. Be effable to ordinate grates

And to the cessantly flammatory,

Nocously dignant.

6. I'm Peaching Her Character

Given her pecunious status,

How could she dress so maculately?

7. Auntie's Ant Teas

Her septic dotes for perspirant

cipate where the pathy went.

8. A Sensical Descript Verse

Plussed for the nonce

By his chalance

In ordering naan,

Shannon, commital,

and Vernon, pareil,

will turn on, anon.


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