(Thulium mendelevium indium palladium: Lawrencium, Molybdenum.)
(Two men in the Palladium: Larry, Mo.)
LAWRENCIUM: Francium? Germanium?
Larry: French? German?
MOLYBDENUM: Americium. Holmium indium Berkelium, Californium.
Mo: American. Home in Berkeley, California.
LAWRENCIUM: Selenium cerium?
Larry: Sell any serum?
MOLYBDENUM: Samarium. Erbium sodium.
Mo: Some. Herb soda.
LAWRENCIUM: Nobelium? Ytterbium erbium sodium?
Larry: No bull? It be herb soda?
MOLYBDENUM: Hafnium erbium, Hafnium gallium.
Mo: half herbs, half gall.
LAWRENCIUM: Gallium? Promethium curium?
Larry: Gall? Promise them cures?
MOLYBDENUM: Tellurium yttrium beryillium strontium actinium. Tellurium thullium rubidium fermium indium uranium.
Mo: Tell 'em it be really strong acting. Tell 'em to rub it firmly in your anus.
LAWRENCIUM: Europium indium!
Larry: You rope them in!
MOLYBDENUM: Nobelium, Einsteinium.
Mo: No bull, Einstein.
LAWRENCIUM: Titanium cadmium! Aluminum mendelevium indium palladium!
Larry: Titanic cad! All men in the Palladium!
(Aluminum radium palladium. Lawrencium tellurium scandium.)
(All raid the palladium. Larry tells them the scandal.)
ALUMINUM: Yttrium scandium! Lithium Cesium! Lithium polonium indium rhodium!
All: It's a scandal! Let's seize him! Let's pull him in the road!
(Molybdenum, platinum indium rhodium, thorium.)
(Mo, flat in the road, sore.)
MOLYBDENUM: Chromium magnesium! Vanadium!
Mo: Cro-magnons! Vandals!
(Indium paladium)
(In the Palladium)
LAWRENCIUM: Iridium.
Larry: You're rid of him.
ALUMINUM: Praeseodynium Gadolinium!
All: praise God.
LAWRENCIUM: Gadolinium protactinium osmium!
Larry: God protect us!