The New Cabinet

Oh, there's birthers and Bengaziists

and Twenty-One apologists.

There's literally some loonies

who call themselves "Blood-moonies,"

There's climate change deniers,

and "War On Christmas" criers,

defense of Marriage touters,

and 9-11 doubters.

Oh, there's "Starve the Beast" subscribers,

intelligent designers,

one world governmentalists

watching black helicopterists…

Some fear secret Muslims

and closet Reds within the Dems,

Beck's "most important story,"

Fed ammo inventory.

They'll fight the Jade Helm takeovers,

give rape "legitimate" makeovers...

They all need help, but how? And where?

Now that they've killed Obamacare!

#Trump #conspiracy