Here's another poem from the innocent, Halcyon days before November 8. Remember the outrage over the bizarre conspiracies that Fox News used to perpetrate? (Of course now we have to wonder how many of their sources were in Cyrillic :)
MY UNCLE HAS A LOONY BENT
My uncle has a loony bent
and shares it with my mama
in emails since 2010
disparaging Obama
who plans to kill the elderly
to fund Obamacare
and harks to muezzins held early
where he chants Koranic prayer.
While on my father’s side, an aunt
also dons the tin foil suit
for her sporadic outraged rant
about his “coffee cup salute.”
She doubts he ever found Bin Laden
or the long-form certificate,
She’s angry that we’ve all forgotten
he’s just “a drugged prolifigate.”
If I should live as long as they
and start to watch their Faux News channel,
take this as my will: you may
call an ACA Death Panel.